- Previously on Warehouse 13... 之前喺《倉庫13》...
- Thank you for remembering our appointment. 多謝你記得我哋嘅約定。
- Artie! Artie！
[electricity crackling] [電流聲]
- How could you possibly have survived? 你點可能生存到㗎？
The phoenix? 鳳凰？
- Harriet tubman's thimble-- it was me? Harriet Tubman嘅頂針——係我？
Mrs. Frederic, it was me. Frederic夫人，係我。
- The worst case of identity theft ever. 史上最嚴重嘅身份盜竊案。
- It's not her fault. 唔關佢事。
- James? James! James？James！
- I'm sorry, arthur. 對唔住，Arthur。
- Hi. That's a great color on you, ma'am. 嗨。你著呢個顏色好靚，女士。
Hello. 你好。
- You're never gonna win these people over. 你永遠都搞唔掂呢班人㗎。
- They will succumb to my charms, Myka. 佢哋會屈服喺我嘅魅力之下，Myka。
They will succumb. 佢哋會屈服。
Hi. Hello! 嗨。你好！
What--whatever! 咩——咩都得啦！
- Come on! - Call me. - 快啲啦！ - 打畀我。
It's just bull! 全部都係廢話！
- Joy. Is it tuesday again already? Joy。又到星期二喇？
- Uh, yes. 呃，係。
Kiss, kiss to you, brenda. 咀你，咀你，Brenda。
You got our stuff or what? 你拎到我哋啲嘢未？
- [gasps] [吸氣聲]
- Finally! 終於！
It only took six months. 等咗六個月先得。
- Shipped in from d.C. This morning. 今朝由華盛頓特區運過嚟。
- What, are you taking deliveries from the mob? 咩，你係咪收緊黑幫嘅貨？
- M-o-b, einstein. Myka o. Bering? M-O-B，天才。Myka O. Bering？
- What's the "o" for? 「O」代表咩？
Uh... 呃...
Olive? Olive？
Olive oil? Olive garden? 橄欖油？橄欖園？
- So not telling you. - Whatever. - 唔話你知。 - 是但啦。
Wait, hey, hey, b, b! 喂，喂，喂，B，B！
What about my stuff? 我啲嘢呢？
- Sorry, slick. That's it. - 對唔住，靚仔。冇喇。
- Wha--wha-- - If you don't mind... - 咩——咩—— - 如果你唔介意...
I'm watching a movie, and I don't have the tivo. 我睇緊戲，又冇Tivo錄影。
- [sighs] [嘆氣]
[exhales deeply] [深呼吸]
- It's my books, my music, 係我啲書、我啲音樂、
My fuzzy slippers. 我對毛毛拖鞋。
Yay! 正！
- Yay. Let me get you some salt. 正。等我幫你拎啲鹽。
- Sorry. 對唔住。
- They sit there, arthur, 佢哋坐喺度，Arthur，
And they hoard the things that can save the world. 囤積啲可以拯救世界嘅嘢。
You've had your chance, arthur. 你已經有過機會，Arthur。
So many chances! 好多機會！
You always hurt the one you love. 你永遠傷害你愛嘅人。
Arthur? - Artie? Arthur？ - Artie？
Hey, you okay? - Yeah. I'm fine. 喂，你冇嘢嘛？ - 係，我冇事。
- You sure? 'cause for a second there, 你肯定？因為啱啱嗰陣，
You seemed untethered. 你好似失晒魂咁。
- Weren't you supposed to be helping, uh, Leena install 你唔係應該幫Leena裝埋
The rest of the new motion detectors? 啲新嘅動作感應器咩？
- Getting to it. - Getting to it? - 就去做。 - 就去做？
Claudia, if the Warehouse is vulnerable, Claudia，如果倉庫有漏洞，
Then we are vulnerable. 我哋就會有危險。
And we are not going to be vulnerable ever again. 而我哋唔會再俾自己處於危險之中。
And there are other threats out there. 出面仲有其他威脅。
- Who, H.G. Wells? 邊個？H.G. Wells？
Sister friend kind of did us a favor by killing-- 姊妹朋友殺咗——
- Killing... Does no one a favor. 殺人...冇人會得益。
That's why we have teslas, not bullets. 所以我哋用Tesla槍，唔係子彈。
That's why ethics are codified in the-- 所以道德規範寫喺——
[computer beeps] - Saved by the beep. [電腦嗶聲] - 好彩有呢聲嗶。
Looks like we got a ping. 似乎有信號。
You want me to rally the troops? 要我叫齊人馬？
- No, what I... - 唔，我...
What I want is for you 我想你
To help Leena install the rest of the new motion detectors. 幫Leena裝埋啲新動作感應器。
- Aye aye, captain bligh. 收到，Bligh船長。
- Hello, motor city. 你好，汽車之城。
[tires screeching, crash, horn honks] [輪胎尖叫、撞擊、響號]
[crash] [撞擊聲]
[gunshots] [槍聲]
- Aah! 啊！
[classical music playing] [古典音樂播放]
♪
- Now, that's something I never expected to see. 呢樣嘢真係冇諗過會見到。
- Yep, yep, yep. 係，係，係。
She must have found an artifact 佢一定係搵到件神器，
That makes her act like a girl. 令佢變返個女仔。
- Hmm, her aura... It's just so... 嗯，佢嘅光環...真係好...
- Happy? These things hold special memories for me. 開心？呢啲嘢對我嚟講有好特別嘅回憶。
You know? It makes me feel like I'm, uh... 你明唔明？令我覺得好似...
Home. 返咗屋企。
- We interrupt this concert... [music stops] 我哋打斷呢場音樂會... [音樂停]
To bring you your regularly scheduled job. 同你帶嚟例行任務。
All right, first this mugger is delivered 好，首先呢個劫匪俾人送到
To detroit metro police, and he's in a twisted streetlight. 底特律市警局，佢纏喺一條扭曲嘅街燈上。
Look at that. He's in a coma. 睇吓。佢昏迷咗。
And then this drug dealer-- 然後呢個毒販——
He is found dangling from this flagpole-- 佢俾人發現吊喺呢支旗杆上——
Pretty high up too. He's in a coma as well. 仲要幾高㗎。佢都昏迷咗。
And by the time it takes to print these photos, 而喺印呢啲相嘅時間，
Our mysterious assailant strikes again. 我哋嘅神秘襲擊者又出手。
- A person did this? 係人做嘅？
With what? - If I knew that, 用咩？ - 如果我知，
I wouldn't be sending you both to detroit. 就唔會派你兩個去底特律。
Plane's in an hour. 飛機一個鐘後起飛。
Skedaddle. 快啲走。
Ah, listen, I know things are awkward 喂，聽講你同Claudia之間
Between you and Claudia, 有啲尷尬，
But I need you working together and over it. 但我需要你哋合作，放低件事。
- Don't talk to me. Talk-- - Just get it done. - 唔好同我講。同—— - 搞掂佢就得。
- [sighs] [嘆氣]
[tires screech, engine revs] [輪胎尖叫、引擎聲]
- Oh... 哦...
Now, that is a big hole. 呢個窿都幾大喎。
- So, officer kessman, according to the reports, 咁，Kessman警員，根據報告，
You were the first on scene at all three incidents? 三次事件你都係第一個到場？
- Yes, ma'am. I was out walking my beat, 係，女士。我當時巡邏，
And I hear three shots fired, followed by a loud crash. 聽到三下槍聲，然後係大響聲。
And that's when I look up, and I see the hole. 我抬頭就見到呢個窿。
- But not what caused it. - No, ma'am. - 但唔知係咩造成。 - 唔知，女士。
Fortunately, the occupants are out of town, 好彩住戶唔喺度，
So the only casualty's the perp. 所以得個犯受傷。
- Okay, well, thank you. We'll take it from here. 好，唔該晒。我哋接手。
- Yeah. 係。
- Three shots fired... 三下槍聲...
No blood... 冇血...
No bullet holes. 冇彈孔。
- Hey, mykes. 喂，Mykes。
Check these out. 睇吓呢啲。
- Bullets. - Yesiree, bob. 子彈。 - 冇錯，Bob。
At least they used to be. Investigators didn't find these? 至少以前係。調查員冇發現呢啲？
- Investigators? With all the recent cutbacks, 調查員？最近咁多削減，
We're lucky we still have guns. Welcome to my world. 我哋仲有槍都偷笑。歡迎嚟到我嘅世界。
- Kevlar? - No way a vest Kevlar？ - 防彈背心冇可能
Would flatten a slug that much-- that's just freaky. 將子彈壓到咁扁——真係離奇。
- Welcome to our world. 歡迎嚟到我哋嘅世界。
[beeps] [嗶聲]
- Yeah. 係。
Hello? 喂？
Aah! Aah! 啊！啊！
Aah! 啊！
[rock music playing through headphones] [耳機播放搖滾音樂]
- Claudia. Claudia。
Hey, Claudia! 喂，Claudia！
- Jeez! 天啊！
Jeez, Leena. Skulk much? 天啊，Leena。你係咪成日都咁鬼祟㗎？
- Artie wants us to finish putting these sensors up. Artie想你幫手裝埋啲感應器。
- Well, I'm doing this instead. 我而家做緊呢樣先。
- Okay, look. 好，聽住。
Do you want to just get it off your chest right now? 你想唔想而家就講清楚？
- My chest is burden-less. 我心冇負擔。
Can't you tell by reading my aura? 你睇我光環唔到咩？
- I don't have to read your aura 我唔使睇你光環
To know that you're pissed off at me. 都知道你嬲緊我。
- Going back to work now. 而家返工。
[music continues] [音樂繼續]
♪
- Neighborhood watch meets here once a week. 鄰里守望會每星期喺度開一次會。
Might be because loretta organized the group, 可能因為Loretta搞呢個組織，
And she makes the best pies in the midwest. 而佢整嘅批係中西部最好食。
- Pete, he said pie. - I know. Pete，佢話批。 - 我知。
I just want to make sure 我只係想確保
Everything's jake on the home front first. 屋企冇事先。
I'll be right there. 我即刻過去。
- Thank you. 多謝。
- Look, all's I'm saying is 聽住，我只係話
You want to make an omelet, you got to crack a few skulls. 你想煎蛋，就要打爛幾個頭殼。
- And I'm saying there are other ways 我話有好多方法
To keep this neighborhood safe than vigilantism. 保護社區安全，唔使做義警。
Right, sheldon? 係嘛，Sheldon？
- I've read that there are two types of criminals-- 我睇過書，罪犯有兩種——
Parasites and cowards. 寄生蟲同懦夫。
- Amen, brother. 阿們，兄弟。
Like that. 就係咁。
Boom. Boom。
[Farnsworth buzzing] [Farnsworth響]
- What? 咩？
- [laughs] look, cranky's kind of [笑] 睇吓，暴躁係你
Your natural state of being, isn't it? 嘅天性，係咪？
- What, please? 咩事，唔該？
- Three squashed bullets, okay? 三粒壓扁嘅子彈，好未？
W-we think the artifact 我——我哋覺得件神器
Has some kind of a bulletproof invulnerability. 有某種防彈嘅無敵能力。
- Yeah, no, that wouldn't explain the hole in the wall. 係，唔，咁解釋唔到牆上個窿。
- Well, what if whatever it is, 如果件嘢
It does a bunch of different stuff? 有好多唔同功能呢？
- Doubtful. 唔似。
- Okay. Well, maybe Claudia can do a little, 好。或者Claudia可以
You know, tippy-typy-- 嗒嗒嗒咁查吓——
- Look, Pete, could you just figure it out? 喂，Pete，你可唔可以自己搞掂？
You're a big kid now. All right? I got to go. 你大個仔喇。好未？我要走。
- Okay, look, Artie, this is a little too crotchety, 好，聽住，Artie，呢個有啲太暴躁，
Even for you. 就算對你嚟講都係。
What's going on? - I'm sorry, it's nothing. 發生咩事？ - 對唔住，冇嘢。
It's just that I have a little... 只係我有啲...
Rodent problem. 老鼠問題。
Um, I'll have Claudia explore 嗯，我叫Claudia研究吓
The invulnerability theory, all right? 無敵理論，好未？
- gracias. 多謝。
- Hey. 喂。
Detroit's almost finest. [clicks tongue] 差唔多係底特律最掂嘅差人。
- Officer kessman... Kessman 警官...
Large mochaccino and a slice of pumpkin to go? 大杯莫卡奇諾同埋一件南瓜批，拎走？
- Ah, not today, loretta. 今日唔使喇，Loretta。
This is Agent Bering, secret service. 呢位係 Bering 探員，特勤局嘅。
- Hello. 你好。
- I'm her partner, Agent Lattimer. Howdy. 我係佢拍檔，Lattimer 探員。你好。
- Is the president in town? 總統嚟咗鎮上？
- No, no, we're just here on a local matter, 唔係，我哋只係處理本地嘅事。
And we could use the neighborhood watch's help. 想搵社區巡邏隊幫手。
- The authorities need our help? That's not a good sign. 當局要搵我哋幫手？呢個唔係好徵兆喎。
- Yeah. - Well, I have to run 係囉。 - 我要走先。
To the bank. 去銀行。
I'll be right back, but you can talk to sheldon. 我即刻返嚟，但你可以同 Sheldon 傾。
He works with the watch. 佢係巡邏隊嘅人。
Two slices of the lemon meringue for the agents, please. 俾兩件檸檬蛋白批呢兩位探員，唔該。
- Oh, you know what? I'm more of a... 其實我比較鍾意...
Twizzlers gal myself, but thanks. Twizzlers 糖，不過多謝。
- But, uh, I'll take her-- her slice. 但我會食埋佢嗰件。
- So what are you guys looking for? 你哋喺度搵緊啲乜？
- Anything strange or unusual. 任何奇怪或者唔尋常嘅嘢。
- Yes. 係。
You know, something that could... 即係啲可以...
Twist a street lamp or... 扭彎街燈或者...
Put a hole through a brick wall. 打穿磚牆嘅嘢。
- You see anything like that that fits the bill? 你有冇見過類似嘅嘢？
- Uh, no. Sorry. Haven't seen anything. 冇，唔好意思。乜都冇見過。
But I'll definitely keep my eye out. 但我一定會留意住。
- Okay, then. 好，咁。
If you don't mind... 如果你唔介意...
My city needs me. 我個城市需要我。
- You know, dudley do-right was first on the scene 你知唔知，Dudley Do-Right 係第一個到場
At all three locations. 喺晒三個地點。
- Yeah. He's also p.O.'d about the cutbacks, 係，佢都因為削減開支好嬲，
And he likes to do things his own way. 同埋佢鍾意自己話事。
- Maybe he's doing things his own way with an artifact. 可能佢用神器嚟自己話事。
- We should probably... - I think we should. 我哋應該... - 我都覺得應該。
- Mm... 嗯...
- Oh, uh, I'm gonna... 我拎...
Take these with me. 呢啲走先。
Thank you so much. 多謝晒。
What do you think he's got? 你覺得佢有啲乜？
- I don't know. Wyatt earp's badge, maybe? 唔知，可能係 Wyatt Earp 嘅警徽？
- That's a good theory, olivia. 好理論喎，Olivia。
Olga. Oprah. Olga。Oprah。
- Hey. 喂。
- Game on. 開波。
- I'm gonna go check out the bedroom. 我去睇吓間房。
[crash] 砰！
[loud clattering] 乒乓乓啷！
[men screaming] 男人尖叫聲！
- Hey, up there-- the window's been broken. 喂，上面——個窗爛咗。
- Freeze, dirty harry! - Surrender the artifact! 唔准郁，Dirty Harry！ - 交出神器！
- Artifact? What are you talking about? 神器？你講緊乜？
And what the hell is that thing? 同埋呢舊嘢係乜？
- What did you use to mop the floor with these guys? 你用咩嚟打低呢班友？
- I didn't do this. - Sure you didn't. 唔係我做的。 - 梗係唔係你啦。
- We got an anonymous tip, and I come run-- 我收到匿名線報，跟住跑過嚟——
[gunshots] 槍聲！
- No freakin' way! 唔係掛！
- Help me! Please! 救我！求吓你！
- Okay, just put him down nice and slow. 好，慢慢放低佢。
- Aah! Aah! 呀！呀！
- Whoa! 嘩！
Who was that masked man? 嗰個戴面具嘅係邊個？
- That was no man. 嗰個唔係人。
That was a superhero. 係超級英雄。
- Pete, that was not a superhero. Pete，嗰個唔係超級英雄。
- No, that was the iron shadow. 唔係，係 Iron Shadow。
- The iron shadow? - Yeah. Iron Shadow？ - 係。
Only the most "awesomest" character of the silver age. 銀色時代最「勁揪」嘅角色。
You grew up in a bookstore. How do you not know that? 你喺書店大，點會唔知？
- Real books, not cartoons! 真書，唔係卡通！
- Yeah, comic books! 係，漫畫書！
- A guy in tights just leaped over a building. 一個著緊身褲嘅人跳過咗棟樓。
- Yeah, best to omit that from your report. 係，最好喺你份報告度唔好提。
- What report? 咩報告？
- All right. 好。
- Okay, that mask he was wearing looked kind of artifact-y. 佢戴嗰個面具睇落有啲似神器。
Maybe that's where he's getting those powers from. 可能佢啲能力就係咁嚟。
- No, the iron shadow doesn't have powers. 唔係，Iron Shadow 冇超能力。
He's just a regular guy 佢只係一個普通人
Trained to be the ultimate urban samurai. 訓練到做終極城市武士。
- Okay, even ultimate urban samurai 好，就算係終極城市武士
Can't leap over buildings, okay? 都跳唔過棟樓，明冇？
Whoever that was has an artifact. 嗰個人一定有神器。
We should have Claudia check the Warehouse database. 應該叫 Claudia 查吓 Warehouse 嘅資料庫。
- No need-- you're looking 唔使——你面前
At a one-man iron shadow encyclopedia. 就係一本 Iron Shadow 百科全書。
Pick an issue, any issue. 揀一期，隨便。
- I think we already know your issues, okay? 我哋已經知你有咩問題，好未？
So officer kessman said he got an anonymous tip, right? Kessman 警官話收到匿名線報，係咪？
I bet you dollars to doughnuts where that call came from. 我夠膽同你打賭個電話係邊度打嚟。
- Doughnuts or pies. 冬甩定批。
- Best in the midwest. 中西部最好食。
- See, now I want doughnuts. 睇，搞到我而家想食冬甩。
- Since when does the secret service 幾時特勤局
Investigate petty crimes? - Just open the safe. 會查呢啲小案？ - 打開個夾萬就得。
- Do you have any idea what this woman 你知唔知呢個女人
Means to this community? 對呢個社區有幾重要？
- Sheldon, it's okay. - No, it's not. Sheldon，冇事。 - 唔係冇事。
You go after good citizens like loretta? 你搞 Loretta 呢啲好市民？
I was robbed at gunpoint in my apartment. 我喺屋企俾人用槍指住搶劫。
Bastards took my clothes, my computer, 班仆街拎走我啲衫、電腦、
My collection--everything. 我嘅收藏——全部。
- We all feel unsafe. 我哋個個都覺得唔安全。
We just want somebody to do something about it. 我哋只係想有人做啲嘢。
There... 嗱...
Knock yourselves out. 隨便睇。
- What does this do? 呢個做咩㗎？
- It's a key. 係鎖匙。
It opens things. 用嚟開嘢。
- You, uh--you may want to cover your eyes. 你最好... 遮住對眼。
No? 唔遮？
Hmm. 哼。
- Nothing. 冇料到。
- [exhales deeply] - Nothing. 呼... - 冇料到。
- Guess the iron shadow doesn't use keys. 估唔到 Iron Shadow 唔用鎖匙。
- Wait, the iron shadow? - Yeah. 等陣，Iron Shadow？ - 係。
- Like the comic book? 好似漫畫嗰個？
- Yeah, yeah, there's some guy running around town. 係，有個佬喺鎮上四圍走。
- We're very sorry. 好對唔住。
Sorry to bother you. - Sorry. 打搞晒。 - 唔好意思。
Sorry. - Thank you for your time. 唔好意思。 - 多謝你嘅時間。
- Thank you. Bye. 多謝，拜拜。
[door bell jingles] 門鈴響。
- Hello, square one... 你好，原點...
We meet again. - Okay, okay. 又見面。 - 好，好。
Let's just think this through, okay? 我哋諗清楚先，好嗎？
You're joe shmoe. 你係 Joe Shmoe。
You find an artifact that gives you superpowers. 你搵到件神器，有超能力。
What do you do? - I track down ralph brunsky 你會點做？ - 我會搵 Ralph Brunsky
And give him the mother of all atomic wedgies 同佢整招終極原子內褲攻擊
In front of the entire seventh-grade class. 喺成個七年級班面前。
Or I don the guise of my all-time favorite superhero 或者我會扮成我最鍾意嘅超級英雄
And use my powers to fight crime. 用超能力去打擊罪案。
- Okay, okay. So--so... 好，好。咁...
Where does a person like you hang out? 你呢類人會去邊度蒲？
- [laughs] yeah! 哈哈，啱！
- Okay. Artifact city. 好，神器之城。
- No. Classic collectibles. - Potentially dangerous. 唔係，經典收藏品。 - 有潛在危險。
- You go talk to the owner. I'm gonna do some research. 你去同老細傾，我做啲研究。
- Welcome to the hairy tarantula. 歡迎嚟到 Hairy Tarantula。
How can I-- hey, I know you. 我點——喂，我認得你。
- Agent Bering. - Hi. What can I do you for? Bering 探員。 - 嗨，有咩幫到你？
- Earlier today you were praising vigilantes. 今日頭先你讚緊義警。
Are you aware that someone in town 你知唔知鎮上有人
Is dressing up as a superhero 扮成超級英雄
And taking the law into their own hands? 自己執行法律？
- Finally, someone's nutting up, 終於有人鼓起勇氣，
Showing the cops how it's done. 示範俾差人睇點做。
- Yeah, well, people are getting hurt. 係，但有人受傷。
- Yeah, who? Scum of the earth? 係，邊個？社會敗類？
Boo-frakkin'-hoo. 喊死佢啦。
Who's this guy dressed up as, so I can order more of that? 呢條友扮邊個，等我訂多啲貨？
- Do you keep records of your customers' purchases? 你有冇記錄客人買咗咩？
- Yeah. I got a pull list. Why? 有，我有預訂清單。做咩？
- I'm gonna need the names 我要晒所有
Of anyone who's ever bought iron shadow merchandise. 買過 Iron Shadow 產品嘅人名。
- I like a woman who gives orders. 我鍾意發號施令嘅女人。
- Just get me the list. 俾個清單我。
- Hey. 喂。
So is brutus beefcake our man? 係咪 Brutus Beefcake 就係我哋要搵嘅人？
- He wishes. Did you find anything? 佢想。你搵到嘢未？
- I sure did. 梗係有。
Issue 112. 第112期。
"the government orders all superheroes 「政府命令所有超級英雄
"to reveal their secret identities, 揭露秘密身份，
"but the iron shadow removes his mask for no man. 但 Iron Shadow 唔會為任何人除面具。
So the feds send out--" - I meant, um... 所以聯邦派出——」 - 我係話...
With our case. - Oh. 我哋單案。 - 哦。
- Mm-hmm. - No. 嗯。 - 冇。
- So what's with the whole underwear on the outside thing? 點解要將底褲著喺外面？
- They're called trunks. - Okay. 呢啲叫緊身褲。 - 好。
I just never pegged you for such a--what are they called? 我冇諗過你係咁——叫咩？
Fanboys? - Yeah, well, my sister 粉絲仔？ - 係，我老豆死咗之後
Got me hooked on comics after my dad died. 我阿妹帶我睇漫畫。
She thought it'd be a good escape for me. 佢覺得係個好嘅逃避方式。
I've got every issue of the legendary iron shadow 我有晒《傳奇 Iron Shadow》每期
Except for number 46-- it's my white whale. 除咗第46期——係我嘅白鯨。
Of course, if my stuff never comes, 當然，如果啲貨唔到，
I'll have to rebuild my collection from scratch. 我要由頭儲過。
- It'll come. 會到嘅。
- "there's only two types of criminals-- 「罪犯得兩種——
Parasites and cowards." 寄生蟲同懦夫。」
[laughs] Best mantra ever. 哈哈！ 最好嘅口頭禪。
- Pete, I heard that today in the coffee shop. Pete，我今日喺咖啡店聽到。
- What? 咩？
- Trade you for your phone number. 用你電話號碼交換。
- Okay. Here. Sheldon said he lost his clothes, 好，俾你。Sheldon 話冇咗衫、
His computer, and his collection. 電腦同收藏。
- Good work, chum. To the batmobile. 做得好，老友。去蝙蝠車。
- It's just a rental. 只係租車。
[computer beeps] 電腦嗶嗶聲。
- No, no, no. You're not the one doing this. 唔好，唔係你做呢啲嘢。
- Not doing what, arthur? 唔做咩，Arthur？
- Artie. Artie。
Not doing what? - Nothing. 唔做咩？ - 冇嘢。
Nothing did anything. 冇嘢做過嘢。
- Artie, if there's something wrong with the Warehouse, Artie，如果 Warehouse 有問題，
You should tell us. - All right, enough. Enough. 你應該同我哋講。 - 好喇，夠啦，夠啦。
MacPherson. MacPherson。
I saw him. - MacPherson? 我見到佢。 - MacPherson？
Where? - [laughs] the first time? 喺邊度？ - [笑] 第一次？
By the escher vault. 喺Escher密室附近。
- Shut up. - 收聲啦。
So first, he blows up the Warehouse, 首先，佢炸咗倉庫，
Then he dies in it, now he's haunting it? 然後死喺入面，而家仲要嚟搞鬼？
Dude, go into the light already. 大佬，快啲去投胎啦。
- No, no, ghosts don't exist. - 唔係，唔係，鬼魂根本唔存在。
They're just a manifestation of a temporal-- 佢哋只係時間嘅一種顯現——
But the dead can rise again. 但死人係可以翻生㗎。
- Ugh! God, that vampire meme is so aught-nine. - 唉！天啊，呢個吸血鬼迷因仲係2009年嘅嘢。
- Artie, are you sure this isn't - Artie，你肯定呢個唔係
Just a manifestation of your own guilt? 你自己嘅內疚感作祟？
- No, no, no. I have no guilt. - 唔係，唔係，唔係。我冇內疚。
I tried to save his life. He didn't want to be saved. 我試過救佢，係佢自己唔要人救。
No, no, no, this... 唔係，唔係，唔係，呢個...
This is something else. 係另一回事。
The accumulation of energy within the Warehouse 倉庫入面積聚嘅能量
Combined with-- see if we have this-- 加上——睇吓我哋有冇呢個——
Combined with MacPherson's psychic residue 加上MacPherson嘅精神殘留
May have triggered an artifact 可能觸發咗一件神器
In the vicinity of the escher vault 喺Escher密室附近
That projected an apparition. 投射出一個幻影。
[computer beeps] [電腦嗶嗶聲]
- allons-y! - Allons-y!
Rasputin's prayer rope? Rasputin嘅祈禱繩？
- Would you do the honors? - Yeah. - 你嚟做呢個榮幸嘅事？ - 好。
- You think I'm the iron shadow? - 你覺得我係鐵影俠？
I work in a coffee shop. 我只係喺咖啡店打工咋。
- By day, maybe, but by night, - 日頭可能係，但夜晚呢，
You're using a power that's beyond your comprehension. 你用緊一種你理解唔到嘅力量。
- And maybe even beyond your control. - 甚至可能係你控制唔到嘅。
- Look, I get it, man. Okay? - 喂，我明嘅，大佬。好嗎？
It makes you feel powerful, 呢樣嘢令你覺得自己好勁，
Like you've just gone from a 98-pound weakling 好似由一個98磅嘅弱者
To a badass overnight. 一夜之間變咗做猛人。
- But every artifact has a downside, - 但每件神器都有缺點，
And people will get hurt. 而且會有人受傷。
- Yeah... - 係呀...
The bad guys. 啲壞人囉。
- Or somebody that you care about... - 或者係你關心嘅人...
Like loretta. 好似Loretta咁。
- You stay away from her! - 你唔好掂佢！
She doesn't know anything about this. 佢對呢啲嘢一無所知。
They attacked me... 佢哋襲擊我...
In my own home. 喺我屋企。
You have no idea what that is like. 你唔明嗰種感覺。
- Actually, we kind of do. - 其實，我哋都明嘅。
- Sheldon, please... - Sheldon，求吓你...
Just give us the artifact. 將件神器俾我哋啦。
- Okay. - 好。
I guess I knew it was a bad idea. 我諗我都知呢個係壞主意。
I'll just, uh, get it. It's in there. 我而家去攞。喺入面。
- [exhales deeply] wow. - [深呼吸] 嘩。
[rumbling] [隆隆聲]
- What the hell? - Sheldon! - 搞咩呀？ - Sheldon！
[glass breaking] [玻璃碎裂聲]
God, don't superheroes ever use stairs? 天啊，超級英雄係咪永遠唔行樓梯㗎？
- Ooh, spidey sense tingling. - 噢，蜘蛛感應響緊。
- Uh, Pete, just how powerful is this iron shadow? - 喂，Pete，呢個鐵影俠有幾勁？
- You mean like in a fight with the hulk, who would win? - 你係話同變形俠醫打，邊個贏？
- Okay, sure. - Well, the hulk by a mile. Why? - 好，當係啦。 - 梗係變形俠醫贏幾條街啦。點解咁問？
- Um, yeah. - 嗯，係囉。
- I will save this city! - 我會拯救呢個城市！
I will make it safe for her. 我會為佢令呢度變安全。
And no one is going to stop me! 冇人可以阻止我！
[both groaning] [兩人呻吟聲]
- Unh! - Oh, god. - 唉！ - 天啊。
- This is your one warning! - 呢次係最後警告！
Get out of my city! 離開我嘅城市！
- Wow! - 嘩！
- Wow? - 嘩？
I mean, did you see his hand tremors? 我係話，你睇唔睇到佢隻手震？
Neurological damage. 神經受損。
Could be a side effect of molecular alteration. 可能係分子改變嘅副作用。
- Okay, so sheldon's bulletproof one minute - 好，即係Sheldon一時刀槍不入，
And then able to leap tall buildings in a single bound 一時又可以一躍跳過高樓大廈，
The next because... 因為...
- Because he's altering his density. - 因為佢改變緊自己嘅密度。
- With what? - 用咩嚟改？
- So this is some kind of super gooer? - 即係呢啲係超級清潔劑？
- This scrubber mollifies - 呢個刷頭可以鎮壓
Psychically triggered artifacts 由精神觸發嘅神器，
By really getting down into those pesky, 深入清潔啲麻煩、
Hard-to-reach pores. 難搞嘅毛孔。
- So that's how rasputin - 所以Rasputin就係咁
Survived all those assassination attempts. 喺咁多次暗殺中生存落嚟？
- [laughs] survived? No, no, no. - [笑] 生存？唔係，唔係，唔係。
Nah, they got him the very first try. 冇，佢哋第一次就搞掂咗佢。
No, the romanovs needed their enemies, 其實Romanov家族需要佢哋嘅敵人，
The bolsheviks, for example, 例如布爾什維克，
To believe that the mad monk 相信呢個癲僧
Cheated death over and over again. 一次又一次咁避過死亡。
So what they did was they resurrected rasputin 所以佢哋用呢條祈禱繩
By using this prayer rope. 復活咗Rasputin。
It did not get rid of the bolsheviks, 但呢個冇趕走布爾什維克，
So the birth of communism-- - I hate this course. 所以共產主義誕生咗——我憎呢科。
- Oh. Sorry. - 噢，唔好意思。
So anyway, a good scrubbing 總之，好好擦一輪
Should get rid of MacPherson. 應該可以趕走MacPherson。
[machine humming] [機器運轉聲]
Ah! 啊！
[electricity crackling] [電流噼啪聲]
Okay. Okay. 好喇。好喇。
- Ew. - 咦。
This house... 呢間屋...
Is clean. 乾淨晒。
- James? - James？
do svidanya. Do svidanya.
Ladies... 各位女士...
As you were. 繼續做你哋嘅嘢。
- Okay. - 好。
Of all the people you could have turned into, 咁多人你唔變，偏偏揀咗我。
You picked me. 我唔知——我諗你係
I don't know-- I-I guess you were 中咗啲古怪咒語定咩，
Under some kind of weird spell or something, 但我真係覺得好背叛，
But I can't help feeling betrayed, 因為我差啲冇咗
Because I almost lost 我唯一嘅真正家人，
The only real family I've ever had, 就係因為你決定揀我。
Because you decided to pick me. - 我冇揀你。
- I didn't pick you. 你睇唔到MacPherson做咗啲咩咩？
Can't you see what MacPherson has done? 佢令我哋互相猜疑。
He's turned us all against each other. Artie？Artie疑神疑鬼，你就疑心重重。
Artie? Artie's paranoid, and you're suspicious. 冇咗信任，我哋所有人都好脆弱。
Without trust, we're all vulnerable. 同埋順便講句，
And by the way, 差啲冇咗家人嘅唔止你一個。
You're not the only one who almost lost her family. [Farnsworth響]
[Farnsworth buzzing] - 喂，Claud，我有個理論想同你講——你忙唔忙？
- Hey, claud, I want to run a theory by you--you busy? - 唔忙。唔忙。我冇問題。
- No. No. No, I'm good to go. - [哼歌，彈鋼琴]
- [humming, playing piano] - 你冇咁容易擺脫我㗎，Arthur。
- You can't be rid of me that easily, arthur. - 我唔會俾你贏！
- I will not let you win! - 密度改變嗰點做得好。
- Gold star on the density altering. 我問過Grumpzilla。
I ran it by grumpzilla. 佢話畀我知三樣嘢。
He pointed me to three items. Samson嘅顎骨、Babe Ruth嘅球棒，
Samson's jawbone, babe ruth's bat, 同埋李小龍嘅沙包。
And bruce lee's punching bag. 但全部都喺倉庫入面。
But they're all here in the Warehouse. - 咁腰帶呢？
- What about belts? 有冇腰帶？ - 咩話？
A-are there any belts? - What? - 腰帶？點解要腰帶？
- Belts? Why belts? - 鐵影俠條腰帶
- Well, the iron shadow's belt 係用一種唔會爛嘅金屬造，
Is made of an indestructible metal 可以控制佢嘅脈輪能量。
That harnesses his chakra energy. - 叮叮叮！的確有條腰帶
- Ding, ding, ding! There is, in fact, a belt 可以改變密度同俾使用者超強力量。
That alters density and gives the wearer super strength. - 咁我哋有冇？ - 唉，Jacob Kurtzberg嘅腰帶
- Well, do we have it? - Alas, jacob kurtzberg's belt 暫時冇貨。
Is not currently in stock. - Jacob邊個？ - Kurtzberg。
- Jacob who? - Kurtzberg. 即係Jack "The King" Kirby。佢創作咗——
Aka, jack "the king" kirby. He created-- - 漫畫嘢。好。明晒。
- Comic book stuff. Okay. Got it. 如果Kirby條腰帶係神器，
So if kirby's belt is the artifact, 我哋點樣對付佢？
How do we counter it? - Artie幾個星期前叫我分類
- Artie had me categorizing some old darpa gak 啲舊DARPA物料。
A couple weeks ago. 冷戰時期佢哋成日研究點樣放大士兵。
Those guys were all about super-sizing soldiers 我搵吓再覆你。
During the cold war. - 好，即係Sheldon唔穩定又危險，
I'll dig in and holla back. 仲已經當我哋係威脅。
- Okay, so sheldon is unstable and dangerous, - 即係我哋要用我嘅方法，
Plus he already considers us a threat. 唔係你嘅方法，所以...
- Which means we're gonna have to play it by my book 如果我係Lex Luthor... - 嗯...
And not yours, so... - 我會攻擊超人嘅最大弱點，
If I were lex luthor... - Mm... 就係...
- I would go after the man of steel's greatest weakness, - 氪石。
Which is... - 唔係。
- Kryptonite. - Lois Lane。
- No. [雷聲]
- Lois lane. - Loretta。
[thunder] - Sheldon，你嚟呢度做咩？
- Loretta. 你冇事嘛？ - 你而家覺得安全啲未？
- Sheldon, what are you doing here? - 你睇落好差。嚟，坐低。
Are you okay? - Do you feel safer now? 我幫你攞啲嘢。 - 你未答我問題。
- You look terrible. Here, sit down. - 我...我唔明。
Let me get you something. - You didn't answer my question. - 我只係想你覺得安全。
- I-I don't understand. - Sheldon...
- All I want is for you to feel safe. 同你一齊我永遠都覺得安全。
- Sheldon... - 真係？你真係咁諗？
I always feel safe with you. - 係。
- Really? You do? - 我有嘢要話俾你知。 - 唔使，你唔使講。
- Yes. 我已經知道。
- I have to tell you something. - No, you don't. 我睇得出...
I already know. 喺你對眼入面。
I can see it... - 我從來冇諗過會遇到你咁嘅人，Loretta。
In your eyes. 以前嘅我唔配，但而家...
- I never could have hoped for someone like you, loretta. 而家唔同晒。
Not who I was before, but now... - 你咩意思？點樣唔同？
Now things are different. - 係為咗你，Loretta。
- What do you mean? Different how? 我做呢啲嘢係為咗你。
- It's for you, loretta. 我係鐵影俠。
I'm doing this for you. - 天啊。
I'm the iron shadow. Sheldon...
- Oh, my god. - 好喇，影俠，交出來。
Sheldon... - 又係你哋兩個。 - 我哋係嚟幫你㗎。
- Okay, shadow-man, hand it over. - 我唔需要你哋幫。
- You two again. - We're here to help you. 你哋睇唔到我嘅力量有幾勁咩？
- I don't need your help.
Don't you see the power I have?
- Dude, you have no idea what you're messing with! 大佬，你根本唔知你搞緊啲乜嘢！
- No, you don't! 唔係，你至唔知！
- Oh, here we go again! 唉，又嚟喇！
- What's happening? 發生咩事？
- Sheldon, you have to stop that! Sheldon，你要停手先得㗎！
- I can't! - Sheldon? 我停唔到！ - Sheldon？
Are you all right? - No, loretta, look out! 你冇事嘛？ - 唔得，Loretta，小心！
No! 唔好！
I have to get out of here. 我要離開呢度。
- [sighs] Pete. - Hey. - [嘆氣] Pete。 - 喂。
- Is she okay? - Yeah, yeah. - 佢冇事嘛？ - 係，係。
She'll--she'll be fine. She just, uh... 佢會...佢會冇事嘅。佢只係，呃...
She just lost it there for a second. 佢只係一時失控咋。
- Sheldon. Where-- - Sheldon。邊度...
Where's sheldon? - I don't know. Sheldon去咗邊？ - 我唔知。
We need to shut him down, asap. 我哋要即刻停咗佢。
- Please. This isn't his fault. - 求吓你。呢件事唔係佢嘅錯。
He's only doing this-- 佢咁做只係...
- For you. He's in love with you. - 為咗你。佢鍾意你。
[Farnsworth buzzing] [Farnsworth 發出嗡嗡聲]
- Talk to me. - 講嘢。
- Good news! I've got just the gizmo - 好消息！我啱啱有個小工具
To counter the iron shadow's powers. 可以對付鐵影嘅能力。
- Yeah, well, the bad news is you're in south dakota. - 係，但壞消息係你喺南達科他州。
- Have no fear... - 唔使驚...
Claudia's here. - Nice. Claudia嚟咗。 - 正。
- Whoa...Cozy. - 嘩...幾舒服喎。
Don't fret. Artie said it was okay. 唔使擔心。Artie話冇問題。
Well, what he actually said was... 其實佢原話係...
[incoherent grumbling] Go, go! [grumbling] [含糊不清嘅咕噥聲] 快啲，快啲！[咕噥聲]
Plus, any excuse to get away from Leena. 加上，任何藉口可以避開Leena都好。
- So what do you got? - This. - 咁你有咩法寶？ - 呢個。
Absorbs all forms of kinetic energy. 吸收所有形式嘅動能。
- Ooh. - A soldier takes 100 rounds - 哦。 - 一個士兵每秒中100槍
To the chest per second and doesn't break stride. 都唔會停低。
Thinner than kevlar, way more resilient. 比防彈纖維更薄，韌性更強。
And these puppies... 而呢對嘢...
- What? - 點？
- A Claudia Donovan original. - Claudia Donovan原創。
They channel the absorbed energy from the suit 佢哋將套裝吸收嘅能量傳導
And allow the wearer to redirect it. 畀穿戴者重新導向。
Irresistible force-- say ni-hao 無敵嘅力量——同不可移動嘅物體
To immovable object. 講聲你好。
- I am gonna get to play a superhero in real life! - 我終於可以喺現實生活中做超級英雄！
Awesome! 勁！
- But there's a kink. - 但有一個問題。
The suit's energy-siphoning abilities 套裝嘅能量吸取能力
Drain the wearer of all vital fluids, 會抽乾穿戴者嘅所有體液，
Causing paralysis in 60 minutes. 60分鐘內導致癱瘓。
- Oh, I'm only gonna need 60 seconds, - 哦，我只需要60秒，
'cause I'm gonna be all like biff, bam, pow! 因為我會係咁嘭嘭嘭！
- And in men, it causes impotence. - 喺男人身上，仲會導致陽痿。
- Whoa. - 嘩。
- Here you go, wonder woman. - 畀你，神奇女俠。
- Artie? - He won't leave me alone. - Artie？ - 佢成日纏住我。
Why can't I make him leave me alone? 點解我冇辦法叫佢唔好纏住我？
It's not guilt. It's not artifacts. 唔係內疚。唔係文物。
I really have no idea what the hell it is. 我真係完全唔知係咩回事。
- Maybe you two aren't finished with each other. - 可能你哋兩個仲未完結。
- Oh, please, I was finished with James MacPherson - 唉，得啦，我同James MacPherson
15 years ago. 15年前已經完咗。
- You parted ways, but you weren't finished. - 你哋分道揚鑣，但未算完結。
Artie, he was more than your ex-partner. Artie，佢唔止係你前拍檔。
He was your friend 佢係你朋友。
You shared a connection stronger than most people share 你哋之間嘅聯繫比大部分人一生中
In their whole life. 擁有嘅更深厚。
- Death-- we shared a death. - 死亡——我哋共同經歷過死亡。
I think that's what it is. We shared a death. 我覺得就係咁。我哋一齊死過。
And we both rose from the ashes, and... 而我哋都從灰燼中重生，同...
We were both brought back-- that's what it is. 我哋都返生——就係咁。
We were both brought back. You think? I think. 我哋都返生。你覺得呢？我覺得係。
That's right. We were both brought back. 冇錯。我哋都返生。
We shared a death, and that's what we have in common. 我哋一齊死過，就係我哋嘅共同點。
- If we don't get that belt, - 如果我哋唔拎返條腰帶，
Those powers sheldon has could kill him. Sheldon嗰啲能力會害死佢。
- And not just him. - 唔止佢一個。
With those gravitational waves he's pulling in, 佢拉緊嗰啲重力波，
He could pancake an entire city block. 可以壓扁成個街區。
That way. 嗰邊。
- The factory. - 工廠。
- What? What's-- what's the factory? - 咩？咩...咩工廠？
- Before sheldon was laid off, he was an automotive engineer. - Sheldon被炒之前，係汽車工程師。
He just goes there to think. 佢只係去嗰度諗嘢。
- Sheldon! - Sheldon！
Is this how you want it? 你想咁樣？
All alone in your fortress of solitude? 一個人喺你嘅孤獨堡壘？
We can help you. 我哋可以幫你。
- Help? - 幫？
You already made me hurt loretta! 你已經令我傷害咗Loretta！
I had everything under control 我本來控制得好好
Until you showed up. 直到你哋出現。
- This guy's off the charts! - I know. - 呢條友超晒班！ - 我知。
We need to call out the big gun. Come on! 我哋要出動大殺傷力武器。嚟！
- Myka! - Myka！
- What are you doing? - 你做咩？
- Sheldon! - Sheldon！
You're not the iron shadow! 你唔係鐵影！
And we're not some sinister government agents 我哋亦唔係啲陰險嘅政府特工
Trying to stop you, okay? 想阻止你，明唔明？
We're the good guys! 我哋係好人！
And we're trying to help you, 我哋想幫你，
Whether you want us to or not. 無論你想唔想。
- No, I don't want to hurt anyone else. - 唔，我唔想再傷害任何人。
- Then take my hands. - 咁就捉住我隻手。
Pete, come get the belt! Pete，嚟攞條腰帶！
- Aah! [grunting] - 呀！[呻吟聲]
I got it! 我攞到喇！
- Myka! Use the gauntlets! - Myka！用對手套！
- Aah! - 呀！
Ah! 呀！
- Loretta! - Loretta！
Thank god you're okay. I'm so sorry. 謝天謝地你冇事。我好對唔住。
- It's okay. It's over. - 冇事。完咗喇。
They got the belt. - Belt? 佢哋攞咗條腰帶。 - 腰帶？
What are you talking about? 你講緊咩？
- All right, that's troubling. - 好，呢個有啲麻煩。
- If it's not the belt, what is it? - 如果唔係腰帶，咁係咩？
- Help! It's starting again. - 救命！又開始喇。
I can't get them off! 我除唔到佢哋！
- Holy underwear. It's the trunks! - 天呀。係條褲！
- Loretta, you have to get out of here. - Loretta，你要離開呢度。
I can't control this anymore. - I won't leave you. 我控制唔到喇。 - 我唔會離開你。
- Loretta, come on! - Sheldon! - Loretta，快啲！ - Sheldon！
- We have to go! - 我哋要走喇！
- Claudia! What's happening? - Claudia！發生咩事？
- His mass keeps increasing! - 佢嘅質量不斷增加！
He's approaching infinite density. 佢就快達到無限密度。
- Well, that sucks for him. - 咁佢就大鑊喇。
- Not just him, man! - 唔止佢，大佬！
If sheldon collapses in on himself, 如果Sheldon自我塌縮，
He's gonna take the whole city with him! 佢會帶走成個城市！
- Collapses in on himself... - 自我塌縮...
Like a--like a black hole? - Uh-huh. 好似...好似黑洞？ - 嗯。
- How do we stop that? - 點樣阻止？
- You gotta siphon as much of that gravitational energy - 你要盡量吸走
As possible... 啲重力能量...
And then get those trunks off him! 然後除咗佢條褲！
Just be careful-- your suit might not be able 小心啲——你套裝可能吸收唔到
To absorb another round of energy. 另一輪能量。
- We'll just wait for ya here. - 我哋喺度等你。
- Oh, thank you! - 哦，多謝！
- Okay... - 好...
Aah! 呀！
[grunting] [呻吟聲]
Claudia, what's happening? Claudia，發生咩事？
- The suit has absorbed his power. - 套裝吸收咗佢嘅力量。
We gotta break the circuit! 我哋要切斷電路！
- We got to get those trunks off of him! - 我哋要除咗佢條褲！
Aah! 呀！
[Pete grunting] [Pete 呻吟聲]
- Pete! - Pete！
- oy gevalt! - 天啊！
Myka, Myka. Are you okay? Myka，Myka。你冇事嘛？
- Super. - 好到極。
Is everyone...? 大家...
- My hero. - 我嘅英雄。
- I bought a bunch of stuff at a yard sale - 我喺車庫拍賣買咗一堆嘢
To replace what I'd lost. 嚟代替我失去嘅嘢。
The trunks were mixed in with gym clothes. 條褲同運動衫混埋一齊。
Till I put them on, I... 直到我著上佢，我先...
Had no idea they had such great power. 完全唔知佢有咁大力量。
- Well, with great power comes great responsibility. - 能力越大，責任越大。
[Claudia chuckles] [Claudia 笑]
- What, is that, like, a thing or something? - 咩，呢句係咩金句定點？
What? 咩？
- Maybe, uh... - 可能，呃...
Maybe some identities are best kept secret. 可能某啲身份最好保密。
- Wait, hold up. We're just gonna let him go? - 等陣，停一停。我哋就咁放佢走？
- An artifact took control of him, - 一件文物控制咗佢，
And he hurt somebody that he loves. 佢傷害咗佢愛嘅人。
I mean, these things happen. 呢啲嘢成日發生。
I think we can forgive that, don't you? 我覺得我哋可以原諒，你話呢？
- Yeah. Yeah. - 係。係。
I guess. - Yeah. 我諗係。 - 係。
- And once again... - 又一次...
The city is safe! 城市安全喇！
[both laughing] [兩個人都笑]
Why is that so funny? 點解咁好笑？
That's what-- that's what they say. 佢哋就係咁講㗎。
- This used to be our house, james. - 呢度以前係我哋間屋，James。
I never wanted you gone. I wanted you back. 我從來冇想你走。我只想你返嚟。
I miss my partner. 我好掛住我嘅拍檔。
And now, because of this... 而家，因為呢樣嘢...
We're connected forever. 我哋永遠連繫住。
Maybe you knew that would happen. 可能你一早知道會咁。
Maybe that's why you put it in my pocket. 可能就係咁你先放喺我袋度。
Hmm? 嗯？
- "hello, arthur. - 「你好，Arthur。
"if you're reading this, it's probable that I'm gone. 「如果你睇到呢封信，我大概已經唔喺度。
"do you remember this watch? 「你記唔記得呢隻錶？
"we used to argue over it. 「我哋成日為佢爭論。
"I think you should have it. 「我覺得應該畀你。
"good luck, old friend. 「祝你好運，老朋友。
I imagine you're going to need it." 「我諗你會需要佢。」
- I suppose we could chat from time to time... - 我諗我哋可以間中傾吓偈...
If that's even possi-- 如果真係可能嘅話...
Or not. 或者唔得。
[drawer closes] [抽屜關上]
- Hey, Leena. - 喂，Leena。
It could have easily been me. 好容易就係我㗎。
MacPherson could have stuck the pearl of wisdom in my ear MacPherson 大可以將粒智慧之珠塞入我耳仔
And turned me into his little stooge. 然後將我變成佢嘅小跟班
- Yes, he could have. - 係，佢絕對可以咁做
- He was a... - 佢係個...
Big, fat jerk who sucked. 又大又肥嘅死蠢
- Thank you, Claudia. - 多謝你，Claudia
- Hey, did Myka mention the, uh...? - 喂，Myka 有冇提過嗰個...？
- Yeah. I'm just gonna shelf this, - 有。我諗住將呢個放上架先
And I'll meet you over at the b&b. 然後去民宿同你哋會合
- Rock on. - 正呀
- [gasping] oh...Oh... - [喘氣] 噢...噢...
Mrs. Frederic... Frederic 夫人...
You told me to let you know if I... 你話過如果我有咩...
I experienced anything strange. 遇到奇怪嘅事就要話畀你知
- Oh, come on! Just admit it was awesome! - 哎呀，嚟啦！認咗佢好勁啦！
You know it was. - Okay, okay. 你知㗎 - 好，好
I liked being a superhero, okay? 我鍾意做超級英雄，得未？
I mean, I got to kick ass and save countless lives. 我話，我可以大展拳腳仲救咗唔少人命
Don't we kind of do that here anyway? 我哋喺呢度唔係都做緊類似嘅嘢咩？
- I suppose we do... Odetta. - 我諗都係... Odetta
Uh, oona. No, oksana. 呃，oona。唔係，oksana
- It's ophelia! Okay? - 係 Ophelia！得未？
Like from hamlet, yes, ophelia. 好似 Hamlet 嗰個，係，Ophelia
Let the mocking commence. 要笑就笑啦
- Ophelia? - Ophelia？
That's-- that's kind of... 呢個...有啲...
Beautiful. 靚喎
Can "ophelia" boobies? Oh! 「Ophelia」可唔可以露波？噢！
[laughing] Snap! [笑聲] 啪！
- Okay, so--so you-- - 好啦，咁你...
Still no word from-- about your stuff, right? 仲未有消息關於你啲嘢，係咪？
- Not a one, my ophelia. - 一個字都冇，我嘅 Ophelia
Nay... 冇...
Not a one. 一個字都冇
- Well, come, lowly roustabout. - 好啦，嚟啦，低級雜工
[giggles] [咯咯笑]
- Yes, my darling, and all that. - Yes. - 係，我親愛嘅，諸如此類 - 係
Okay, keep going. Keep going. 好，繼續行。繼續行
Okay, stop. 好，停
One, two, three. 一、二、三
Ta-da! 登登！
All: Surprise! 全體：驚喜！
- You guys! - It wasn't us. - 你哋班友！ - 唔關我哋事
- It was all Myka. - She totally masterminded it. - 全部係 Myka 搞嘅 - 佢完全係策劃人
- Oh, you know, it's just a distraction - 哦，你知啦，只係想分散你注意力
Until your stuff arrives. 等你啲嘢送到
But just in case it doesn't, 但萬一送唔到
Then you can start to rebuild your collection 你就可以用呢個
With this. 重新開始收集
- Issue 46? What, in mint condition? - 第46期？嘩，仲要係全新？
Do you know how rare this is? 你知唔知呢本有幾稀有？
- Yeah. Yeah, actually, I do. - 知。係，其實我知
You have no idea what I had to do 你唔知我要做啲乜
To get my hands on that. 先攞到呢本嘢
- This calls for cookies. - Oatmeal scotchies? - 呢個時候要食曲奇 - 燕麥脆餅？
Please? Please? Uh... 求吓你？求吓你？呃...
I have to apologize. 我要道歉
I've been extremely distracted, 我一直好分心
And I'm back now. I'm back 100%. 但而家返嚟啦。100%返嚟
- 100%, huh? - 100%？吓？
- Yeah. 120%, all right? Give me that. - 係。120%，得未？畀我
Saving your life. 救你條命
- Okay, I'd be distracted too if a ghost was chasing me. - 好，如果畀鬼追我都會分心㗎
- No, no. How many times do I have to articulate this? - 唔係，唔係。我要講幾多次？
Ghosts do not exist. 鬼係唔存在㗎
What fools attribute to the phenomenon of ghosts 啲蠢人將鬼嘅現象歸咎於...
Actually-- - Oh, my god, make it stop! 其實係... - 天啊，停咗佢！
- Not yet. I'm someone who's trying to enlighten you. - 未得住。我係想開導你嘅人
- So do you think this feels more like home now? - 咁你覺得呢度而家似唔似屋企多啲？
- Nah. - 唔似
It's better. 仲好添
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